
Dave & Hollie Dance

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll giveyou a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.





So to start I would like to say that Dave LOVES BYU. He bought season tickets this year as soon as they went on sale, he has tons of BYU gear, has a sticker on his car, and gets so pumped for the games.
Today was a game day and I thought I would go with him. I got all hyped up with him, we dressed the part, had binoculars, a camera, and made the 2 hour drive down early enough to check out all the pregame stuff.
We got there found our seats and had a few hot dogs. The game started and there was music and cheering, and I was doing my best to make sure I was being a good date.
Well it was really freaking hot! I was trying to stay hydrated, even drank water on the way to the game. I was sweating pretty bad, so I untucked my shirt and fanned it a bit. I chewed on ice and just tried to relax.
We weren't even through the 1st quarter when I started getting really dizzy and light headed. I thought, "Oh I'll be fine it's just hot", then I thought "Maybe I'll just walk down to the concessions and sit in the shade for a minute." Then I thought, "If I stand up, I'll pass out." Then I grabbed Dave's arm and said "You need to get me out of here right now!" He stood up and walked me to the shaded hallway under the seats and I sat down on the ground and everything was just spinning. Dave was off getting me water and it wasn't long till the EMT was taking my blood pressure. He said there were lots of people feeling this same way today. I think it was almost 100 degrees.
I told Dave I was feeling better and I would just hang out for a while so he could go back in and watch the game. He looked at the EMT and the EMT said I need some air conditioning and no more sun today. So Dave said "That's it, I'm taking you home."
He scooped me up and off we went, he gently set me in the shade under a tree while he pulled the car up. He bought 2 more bottles of water on our way out and made me pound them like I was in college again!!
I felt so bad about him having to leave the game, but he didn't care at all. He didn't say one word about missing the game, he just said that I was more important than football. I have never fainted before, but I was really scared I might today.
Thanks honey for helping your heat exhausted pregnant wife out, you win the award for best husband ever!
Old Faithful
